A blog for people who love SatanTumblr (3.0; @satan4lyfe)http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lonelywhiteasian.tumblr.com/post/53335107846/i-wish-i-had-long-fingers-so-i-could-say-to-people">lonelywhiteasian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i wish i had long fingers so i could say to people “i have long fingers” and they’d believe me because i have long fingers</p> </blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53340183410http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53340183410Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:52:14 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oldprickbitches.tumblr.com/post/53317027832/omfg-i-was-sitting-in-a-room-with-a-bunch-of-my">oldprickbitches</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”</p> </blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53339700211http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53339700211Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:43:20 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://framesjanco.tumblr.com/post/41999359457">framesjanco</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a haiku</p> <p>i am so horny<br/>i am so so so horny<br/>i am so horny</p> </blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53339583159http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53339583159Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:41:10 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1f6b9844744055b8fb543593dca6cf3/tumblr_moej9dPBmD1ql2603o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1383f5ef9e221ce96efb484f2fcbf78e/tumblr_moej9dPBmD1ql2603o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/53151467774/niknak79-revenge-is-sweet">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/52972813878/revenge-is-sweet">niknak79</a>:</p> <p>Revenge is sweet</p> </blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53339520945http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53339520945Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:40:02 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/994c9d69e49dee0376e34f1c10921cdf/tumblr_mhn3e6EUgI1rqhegxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.thefucomics.com/post/53009109888/beyonce-rehearses-while-dodging-footballs">thefuuuucomics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Beyonce rehearses while dodging footballs</p> </blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53339417196http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53339417196Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:38:08 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lrvin.tumblr.com/post/53337111759/mom-my-friends-just-want-me-to-let-you-know-that">lrvin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Mom, my friends just want me to let you know that they appreciate what you did and that your contribution has had a great impact on this world.</p> <p>What are you even talking about?</p> <p>Oh, you know, you only made my dick too bomb.</p> </blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53339389029http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53339389029Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:37:36 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d04e578c8dc7f6b265eb074f3a1298fd/tumblr_moeobkslGw1rhyyvyo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53338528656http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53338528656Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:22:18 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://londoniers.tumblr.com/post/53069706471/once-my-sister-was-eating-pop-rocks-on-my-bed-and">londoniers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep </p> </blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53300542149http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53300542149Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:21:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89009f0793b93408c63aa6a0a15848fa/tumblr_molqfth0iN1qz581wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/53298165205/a-sports-bar-charged-a-man-for-his-fuckin-needy" class="tumblr_blog">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A sports bar charged a man for his “fuckin needy kids.” </p></blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53300373960http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53300373960Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:18:48 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chekhov.tumblr.com/post/50948369104/in-health-class-we-were-given-sheets-of-paper-and">chekhov</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know</p> <p>She read some examples</p> <p>The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”</p> <p>The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”</p> </blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53300351355http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53300351355Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:18:30 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://humorcat.tumblr.com/post/53105442848/darrynek-the-nominees-are-leonardo-dicaprio">humorcat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darrynek.tumblr.com/post/44403175388/the-nominees-are-leonardo-dicaprio-leonardo">darrynek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the nominees are</p> <ul><li>leonardo dicaprio</li> <li>leonardo dicaprio</li> <li>leonardo dicaprio</li> <li>leonardo dicaprio</li> <li>leonardo dicaprio</li> </ul><p>and the winner is *opens envelope*</p> <ul><li>adele</li> </ul></blockquote> <p>I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited</p> </blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53298940187http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53298940187Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:59:53 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egg-rolls.tumblr.com/post/53205039087/one-time-i-got-a-sample-from-the-tea-store-at-the">egg-rolls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him</p> </blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53277546315http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53277546315Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:19:50 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hld5qDuF1r33r0fo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cr0wz.tumblr.com/post/52759193353" class="tumblr_blog">cr0wz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ridge.tumblr.com/post/48890761058/brock-goin-deep-in-the-coochie">ridge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>brock goin deep in the coochie</p> </blockquote> <p>omfg</p></blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53277515528http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53277515528Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:19:09 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/55caa34a02baa5823cf96e840e00d543/tumblr_mnfajiSrqM1r9ku1so1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53277497991http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53277497991Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:18:46 -0700People: I can hear your music <br /> Me: Me too http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53277437340http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53277437340Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:17:29 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vardaesque.tumblr.com/post/48815050310/burritwo-adrians-a-creepy-weirdo-has">vardaesque</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://burritwo.tumblr.com/post/48801448095/adrians-a-creepy-weirdo-has-adrians-i-had">burritwo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adrians.tumblr.com/post/48800257941/a-creepy-weirdo-has-adrians-i-had-3-stitches">adrians</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-creepy-weirdo-has.tumblr.com/post/48800025342/adrians-i-had-3-stitches-in-my-ear-today-and">a-creepy-weirdo-has</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adrians.tumblr.com/post/48799730714/i-had-3-stitches-in-my-ear-today-and-now-my-ear-is">adrians</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.</p> </blockquote> <p>how is that racist</p> </blockquote> <p>they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen</p> </blockquote> <p>of course they can’t hear their ear is swollen up like a ballon</p> </blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53277329226http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53277329226Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:15:09 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thr-ill.tumblr.com/post/42497335211">thr-ill</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>have no regrets</p> <p>except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those</p> </blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53258832200http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53258832200Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:55:07 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/82WwqXyyWXg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unsuccessfulmetalbenders.tumblr.com/post/53253014542/bbqutie-she-did-that-shit-bitch-slay">unsuccessfulmetalbenders</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bbqutie.tumblr.com/post/53161129332/she-did-that-shit">bbqutie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SHE DID THAT SHIT</p> </blockquote> <p>BITCH SLAY </p> </blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53256043850http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53256043850Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:05:08 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://embraceyour-weirdness.tumblr.com/post/53215752327/exichan-if-the-first-thing-you-think-about-at">embraceyour-weirdness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://exichan.tumblr.com/post/52325557184/if-the-first-thing-you-think-about-at-the-start-of">exichan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9a06a5ec026041e0ba10ce3131d6b07a/tumblr_inline_mnzpazeEId1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>we did this on the last day of school,</p> <p>we got detention <span>on the last day of school.</span></p> </blockquote>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53253473200http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53253473200Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:24:30 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/504f2468ac440e1be27d05a65802826e/tumblr_mod941rNHo1qmfnw5o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d778bfe3373902739399b86d6375389d/tumblr_mod941rNHo1qmfnw5o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5bce361d88512879a3e73a7fa39b03b6/tumblr_mod941rNHo1qmfnw5o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9e4c8f6f0526d6857ce2ebc0227901c/tumblr_mod941rNHo1qmfnw5o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c140f201ad960f0de63e3f7b2ac3dbdf/tumblr_mod941rNHo1qmfnw5o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f0cb3ed8ee2e47e18df5859307d7211/tumblr_mod941rNHo1qmfnw5o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f6a8028ebd3c7160e31cbea44eeeff8/tumblr_mod941rNHo1qmfnw5o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4952ac231ab3ec967be0492a112d0aad/tumblr_mod941rNHo1qmfnw5o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53252951424http://satan4lyfe.tumblr.com/post/53252951424Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:16:36 -0700